Qur’an 2:25

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:25 And give good tidings to those who believe and do righteous deeds that they will have gardens [in Paradise] beneath which rivers flow.

Whenever they are provided with a provision of fruit therefrom, they will say, “This is what we were provided with before.” And it is given to them in likeness. And they will have therein purified spouses, and they will abide therein eternally.

Koran 2:25
Real gardens, running water, and showers inside.

Here’s my improved version:

2:25 You can have gardens with rivers here on Earth.

You can get all the fruit you want from your supermarket.

You can also have blow up sex dolls and real women here on Earth.

Qur’an 2:25
Tell her you’re better than her hot pink motorcycle.
Tell her you’re better than her dog.
Tell her you’re better than her parrot.
Tell her you’re better than her five boring men and that smoking is bad.

Be interesting.

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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Published by Andrew Martin

I live in a special place, where I keep my privacy intact. I'm a Labour/Zero, AI Maximalist, agnostic, English Liberal and secular Zionist. I love the two commandments of Jesus. I debunk the nonsense of Islam.

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