Qur’an 2:23-24

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

2:23 And if you are in doubt about what We have sent down [i.e., the Qur’ān] upon Our Servant [i.e., Prophet Muḥammad], then produce a sūrah the like thereof and call upon your witnesses [i.e., supporters] other than Allah, if you should be truthful.

24 But if you do not – and you will never be able to – then fear the Fire, whose fuel is people and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.

Koran 2:23-24

Here’s my improved version:

2:23 It’s trivial to produce a better Koran than Muhammad’s Koran.

24 Notice that Muhammad required witnesses, because his Koran is oral, a recitation, a performance. This Qur’an is digital, which is better than Muhammad’s analog and oral Koran.

Islamic Fire is imaginary and false.

Qur’an 2:23-24

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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