A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:16 Those are the ones who have purchased error [in exchange] for guidance, so their transaction has brought no profit, nor were they guided.
17 Their example is that of one who kindled a fire, but when it illuminated what was around him, Allah took away their light and left them in darkness [so] they could not see.
18 Deaf, dumb and blind – so they will not return [to the right path].
Koran 2:16-18
Here’s my improved version:
2:16 Don’t make bad transactions (this should be obvious).
17 Allah doesn’t put out fires (or start them) because he’s imaginary, a stone idol. Practise fire safety!
18 Muhammad is not a light, despite his charisma – his path, Islam, lead him to destruction.
Qur’an 2:16-18
I’ve removed Muhammad’s whining about his tribe, the Quraysh, in “Mecca”, Petra, Jordan, and his glorification of himself.
But, Infidel, Muhammad’s advice is timeless! Muhammad’s advice?
But, Infidel, Allah’s advice to us is timeless! Since when do large groups of people (“ones” and “their”) purchase “error” from “Satan”, “GOD”, “YHWH” for FALSE “guidance”? The answer is: NEVER. This comparison makes sense to Muhammad, the caravan merchant in “Mecca”, railing about his abject failures in telling his lies and nonsense to his tribe, but makes no sense outside of this context.
But, Infidel, it’s metaphorical! Since when have Muhammad’s tribe, the pagan Quraysh, as an entire group, PUBLICLY purchased favours from Satan? Since when have the Jews as an entire group, race, or nation PUBLICLY purchased favours from Satan? Never. Since when have the Christians ever PUBLICLY purchased favours from Satan? Never. Since when have the Muslims ever PUBLICLY purchased favours from Satan? Never. Do I need to give more examples of large groups of humans NOT interacting publicly with Satan?
But, Infidel, you included Muslims as not purchasing favours from Satan?! Which is correct. If you are a Muslim and your nation of Islam has recently PUBLICLY purchased favours from Satan, be sure to let me know, so I can correct myself here.
What do the letters ISLAM mean? Islam is Saying Lies About Muhammad.
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 