A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:13 And when it is said to them, “Believe as the people have believed,” they say, “Should we believe as the foolish have believed?”
Unquestionably, it is they who are the foolish, but they know [it] not.
14 And when they meet those who believe, they say, “We believe”; but when they are alone with their evil ones, they say, “Indeed, we are with you; we were only mockers.”
15 [But] Allah mocks them and prolongs them in their transgression [while] they wander blindly.
Koran 2:13-15
Here’s my improved version:
2:13 It’s right to mock the liar Muhammad.
14 Muslims were foolish to believe in Muhammad, the liar.
15 It’s wrong to tell lies. Tell the truth. Muhammad was a liar. Islam is false. Allah is imaginary. The Koran is lies and nonsense.
Qur’an 2:13-15
I’ve removed the message to Muhammad and revealed the fact that Muhammad was a liar.
You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
GOD, NIV Exodus 20:16
12 Whoever of you loves life
King David, NIV Psalm 34:12-14
and desires to see many good days,
13 keep your tongue from evil
and your lips from telling lies.
14 Turn from evil and do good;
seek peace and pursue it.
A false witness will not go unpunished,
King Solomon, NIV Proverbs 19:9
and whoever pours out lies will perish.
18 But the things that come out of a person’s mouth come from the heart, and these defile them.
19 For out of the heart come evil thoughts – murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false testimony, slander.
20 These are what defile a person; but eating with unwashed hands does not defile them.
Jesus, NIV Matthew 15:18-20
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 