A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:11 And when it is said to them, “Do not cause corruption on the earth,” they say, “We are but reformers.”
12 Unquestionably, it is they who are the corrupters, but they perceive [it] not.
Koran 2:11-12
Here’s my improved version:
2:11 Pick up your trash, leave only footprints.
12 Build your oil pipelines well.
Qur’an 2:11-12
Note that I removed the reference to Muhammad, and removed the other problems. I’ve also given some practical advice.
But, Infidel, you copied/pasted that from environmental organisations! Actually, I did rephrase it, but the sentiment does come from them. Notice that Allah, who supposedly created the Earth, is unwilling to give practical advice on caring for our planet Earth. Most likely that was because Muhammad thought picking up his trash was beneath him.
But, Infidel, this isn’t about plastic and oil pollution, but CORRUPTION! Which Muhammad was unable to describe, showing that he was referring to something that was local to him, showing that the Koran comes from Muhammad and friends, and so Allah, Islam and the Koran are false.
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 