A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
2:8 And of the people are some who say, “We believe in Allah and the Last Day,” but they are not believers.
9 They [think to] deceive Allah and those who believe, but they deceive not except themselves and perceive [it] not.
10 In their hearts is disease, so Allah has increased their disease; and for them is a painful punishment because they [habitually] used to lie.
Koran 2:8-10
Here’s my improved version:
2:8 The Quraysh believed in the same god as Muhammad, Allah, who is also Baal, the storm god, Sin, the bull and moon god and Lah, the moon god.
9 Allah is false, just like Baal, Sin and Lah.
10 As Abraham rejected Baal, Sin and Lah, so you too reject these stone idols.
Qur’an 2:8-10
I’ve removed Allah’s message to Muhammad about his tribe, the Quraysh, and described the origin of Allah. I’ve also used hyperlinking, a technology inconceivable to Muhammad, thus exceeding “Allah”.
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 