Qur’an 2:7

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

Allah has set a seal upon their hearts and upon their hearing, and over their vision is a veil. And for them is a great punishment.

Koran 2:7

Here’s my improved version:

There is no punishment for not believing a liar.

Believe those who tell the truth and provide evidence for their words.

The liar is punished by the disbelievers.

Qur’an 2:7

I’ve removed Allah’s message to Muhammad and provided a falsifiable prophecy about the liar Muhammad.

…the people of Ta’if ordered their children to throw rocks and stones at Muhammad and Zayd ibn Harithah to make them leave the city and never come back. Muhammad and Zayd ibn Harithah were finally turned out by mocking and jeering crowds. The rocks that were thrown at Muhammad and Zayd by the Ta’if children caused them to bleed. Both were wounded and bleeding as they left Ta’if behind them. Muhammad bled so profusely from the stoning that his feet became clotted to his shoes and he was wounded badly.

Muhammad’s visit to Ta’if

But, Infidel, Muhammad took over Mecca! Indeed, the believers believed the liar, Muhammad.

After the treaty was signed, some of the pilgrims objected to Muhammad giving in on most points to the Quraysh, use the name of Allah and call himself the Messenger of God.

Treaty of Hudaybiyyah

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.