A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
It is You we worship and You we ask for help.
Koran 1:5
Here’s my improved version:
1:5 Do not worship or praise Allah.
Do not ask Allah for help.
Allah is imaginary.
Islam is false.
Qur’an 1:5
I’ve removed the description of worship and seeking help from Allah, as this sentence is clearly from Muhammad, showing the Koran is false, thus showing Allah, Islam and Muhammad are false. I’ve added these warnings, to tell you the truth, that Allah is imaginary, and Muhammad, Islam and the Koran are false.
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 