Qur’an 1:2-4

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

1:2 [All] praise is [due] to Allah, Lord of the worlds – 3 The Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful, 4 Sovereign of the Day of Recompense.

Koran 1:2-4

Here’s my improved version:

2 The day of 3 Recompense 4 is 29 August, 631 CE.

Qur’an 1:2-4

Notice that I’ve removed the requirement for praise, the false title about “worlds”, the redundancies about mercy, and the title for one specific day. Why? A real god has no need for praise. Humans only live on one world, Earth, not multiple “worlds”. There’s no need for a title for just one day.

But, Infidel, humans could live on Mars?! Notice the day and date of Recompense.

I’ve added in the date of the day of “Recompense” as a falsifiable prophecy, in the calendar most people use.

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.