Qur’an 1:1

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.

Koran 1:1

Here’s my improved version:

These are the words of Allah, the none, god of all.

Qur’an 1:1

Notice my version is shorter, describes the Koran correctly, and removes the redundancies of Muhammad. I also correctly describe Allah as a god of none, supposedly god of “all”, not “heaven and earth”.

But, Infidel, Allah is merciful! Allah is imaginary, there’s no mercy from Allah at all.

But, Infidel, you should have used “heaven and earth” instead of “all”! Our Earth is in our solar system, in our Milky Way galaxy, in our universe.

But, Infidel, you haven’t put it in Arabic – you lose the challenge! Was that MODERN Arabic or CLASSICAL Arabic? The difference is dots and vowels.

But, Infidel, um, ahh,… A real Qur’an for all people should be trivially translatable into any language.

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.