Koran 87:1-13

87:1 Exalt the name of your Lord, the Most High, 2 Who created and proportioned 3 And who destined and [then] guided 4 And who brings out the pasture 5 And [then] makes it black stubble.

6 We will make you recite, [O Muḥammad], and you will not forget, 7 Except what Allah should will.

Indeed, He knows what is declared and what is hidden.

8 And We will ease you toward ease. (To the path of Allah’s religion, which is easy and natural, or toward Paradise, by giving opportunities for righteous deeds.)

9 So remind, if the reminder should benefit; (i.e., wherever it will be heard and understood.)

10 He who fears [Allah] will be reminded.

11 But the wretched one will avoid it 12 [He] who will [enter and] burn in the greatest Fire, 13 Neither dying therein nor living.

Koran 87:1-13

Muhammad said:

Exalt the name of your Lord, the Most High,

Koran 87:1

This passage is addressed to Muhammad from Muhammad pretending to be Allah. As such, this means that this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Muhammad, the Koran, Islamic doctrine, and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad commits shirk with: “We”, “Us” or “Our”, placing Allah as a companion to himself, showing that Allah is incoherent, imaginary, and fictional, and so Islam is incoherent with monotheism, thus Islam is contradictory and false.

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means that this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Who is “your Lord, the Most high”? And who is not as high? Obviously, this:

Obviously, Muhammad is copying/pasting one of the ritual phrases from his polytheism here. Here’s how Allah should have written it:

Exalt my name, Allah!

Allah commanding his pen to write

After all, there are no other gods with Allah, except Jesus, right? Jesus sits on the throne beside GOD, according to Muhammad, in his Koran.

So why didn’t Muhammad do this? Because he realised that he would look stupid, standing in front of people saying:

Exalt my name, Allah!

Muhammad, singing

Thus, you know that the Koran is oral, not written. Thus, there is no written perfect Qur’an, no perfect words, no perfect Allah. Instead, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), not from a real god.

Worse, though, is the story the scholars of Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 87:1, give:

…whenever the Messenger of Allah would recite:

“Glorify the Name of your Lord, the Most High.”

he would say:

“Glory to my Lord, the Most High.”

Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 87:1

Notice how translators of Sahih International change this to differ from the scholar’s version. As a reminder, Sahih International has:

Exalt the name of your Lord, the Most High,

Koran 87:1

So, when you recite the Koran, when you sing the Koran, do you say or sing:

87:1 Exalt the name of your Lord, the Most High,

2 Who created and proportioned 3 And who destined and [then] guided

4 And who brings out the pasture 5 And [then] makes it black stubble.

Koran 87:1-5

Or do you sing as Muhammad sang?

87:1 Glorify the Name of your Lord, the Most High.

Glory to my Lord, the Most High.

Muhammad, Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 87:1

But, Infidel, I sing it in Arabic, without understanding! I see.

But, Infidel, I sing the Koran! So why don’t you glorify your Lord, the Most High, of his ex-wife, three daughters, pet lion, Sky, Mountain and Earth gods, and 360 idols, one for each day?

But, Infidel, I do as Muhammad did! So why doesn’t the Koran have:

87:1 Glorify the Name of your Lord, the Most High.

Glory to my Lord, the Most High.

Muhammad, Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 87:1

And of course, remember, if we go by Muhammad’s response, and what Allah should have WRITTEN, we have:

Exalt my name, Allah!

Glory to my Lord, the Most High.

Muhammad, Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 87:1

See? Muhammad can’t get it right because there’s no right. The concept of the Qur’an, Allah WRITING the Qur’an, is incoherent with Muhammad singing, and Muslims writing down what Muhammad sang, and omitting his spoken words, as you can see.

Verse 6 seems like Muhammad is cursing himself. But that is ruined by abrogation, in verse 7, which is immediately an excuse for Muhammad’s failures at pretending to be Allah, and for forgetting earlier verses of the Koran.

Muhammad shows his Islamic incentives to himself, with: “8 And We will ease you toward ease.” Indeed, with all those Muslim bandits stealing for him and enslaving people for him, Muhammad must have led close to the best possible life of his time, apart from being poisoned for being a tyrant. This then leads to Muhammad pretending to be Allah, criticising himself.

Verses 11-13 show Muhammad’s hatred for the ruler of his tribe. Such evil and vile thoughts.

But, Infidel, it’s a warning to INFIDELS like YOU! How can that be, when it’s not in my language, English?

But, Infidel, it is in ENGLISH! But that’s the translation, not the “real” Koran, remember? Thus, you know that by using the excuse that the real Koran is Arabic only, you show that the Koran, Allah and Islam are local to Muhammad as they are, and so show that Islam comes from polytheism, as it does. Thus, as Allah is a modification of a stone idol, Allah, so Islam, the Koran and Muhammad are false.

And I know it’s not directed at me, because Muhammad is referring to one man as “the wretched one”. Not all men. Not all women and children. Note the sexism. Thus, again showing Muhammad’s Koran, and his singing, is local to him, so showing the Koran, Allah, Islam and Muhammad is false. Confirm for yourself that these verses refer to one man, not to all peoples:

87:11 But the wretched one will avoid it 12 [He] who will [enter and] burn in the greatest Fire, 13 Neither dying therein nor living.

Koran 87:10-13

None of this happened. Muhammad was a false prophet.

Thus, you know Muhammad’s Islam is local to Muhammad, so Allah, Islam, the Koran and Muhammad are false.

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.