Koran 73:1-9

73:1 O you who wraps himself [in clothing], 2 Arise [to pray] the night, except for a little – 3 Half of it – or subtract from it a little 4 Or add to it, and recite the Qur’an with measured recitation.

5 Indeed, We will cast upon you a heavy word.

6 Indeed, the hours of the night are more effective for concurrence [of heart and tongue] and more suitable for words.

7 Indeed, for you by day is prolonged occupation.

8 And remember the name of your Lord and devote yourself to Him with [complete] devotion.

9 [He is] the Lord of the East and the West; there is no deity except Him, so take Him as Disposer of [your] affairs.

Koran 73:1-9

This passage is addressed to Muhammad from Muhammad pretending to be Allah. As such, this means that this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Muhammad, the Koran, Islamic doctrine, and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad commits shirk with: “We”, “Us” or “Our”, placing Allah as a companion to himself, showing that Allah is incoherent, imaginary, and fictional, and so Islam is incoherent with monotheism, thus Islam is contradictory and false.

Even the scholars of Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 73:1, know this chapter is addressed to Muhammad, with:

Allah commands His Messenger to cease being wrapped up, and this means to be covered during the night. He commands him to get up and stand in prayer to His Lord.

Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 73:1

Obviously, a chapter devoted to Muhammad, from Muhammad pretending to be Allah, can’t be in the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah for all people in all places, in all times, in all languages for all cultures. Thus, Muhammad’s Koran is false, so Allah, Islam and Muhammad are false.

Have a look at the stupidity of this:

73:1 O you who wraps himself [in clothing], 2 Arise [to pray] the night, except for a little – 3 Half of it – or subtract from it a little 4 Or add to it, and recite the Qur’an with measured recitation.

Koran 73:1-4

Which one of these clocks is closest to what Allah, or Muhammad pretending to be Allah, commands Muhammad here?

Of course, it doesn’t matter now, as Allah AKA Muhammad is dead now, dust in the desert, blowing in the wind.

Allah, or Muhammad pretending to be Allah, demands: “recite the Qur’an with measured recitation.”

What’s a measured recitation? Is it like this?

Or is it this measured recitation?

Or is it a measured recitation like this?

But perhaps music detracts from the measured rhythm:

I quite like this one:

Obviously, a “measured rhythm” is a culture-specific measure, related to a merely human culture, language and music style, related to Classical Arabic, thus localising the Koran to Muhammad’s time and place, his context, thus Islam, Allah, Koran and Muhammad are local and so false.

Muhammad, pretending to be Allah, claims: “Indeed, We will cast upon you a heavy word.” And yet, there’s no heavy word at all. Maybe Muhammad forgot it?

But, Infidel, Muhammad couldn’t forget it! So, where is it? Did Allah forget this “heavy word”?

But, Infidel, Allah can’t forget anything! So where is this “heavy word”?

But, Infidel, this “heavy word” is the Koran! The Torah and the Bible are far larger and heavier than the Koran. Just weigh them on a scale:

And let’s remember that the Koran was not written down as a book until after Muhammad’s death, by foolish Muslims who claim Muhammad’s Koran, written by Muslims, is from Allah, so obviously it’s a lightweight compared to the Torah or Bible.

But, Infidel, it’s due to the Koran being a weight on one’s mind! But Muslims do not read their Koran; they merely recite it in the mosque, singing it, and forget about it.

But, Infidel, I do REMEMBER Muhammad’s Koran! Muhammad’s Koran?

But, Infidel, you know what I mean by Allah’s Qur’an! So, can you recite it to me, as I only have Muhammad’s Koran online?

But, Infidel, I,… So you only have Muhammad’s Koran memorised, right?

No one has recited the Qur’an of Allah. Allah never speaks. No one, not even Muhammad, has Allah’s Qur’an. There is no “heavy word”.

Note in verse 6, Muhammad is obviously trying to remember the words he invented:

6 Indeed, the hours of the night are more effective for concurrence [of heart and tongue] and more suitable for words.

Koran 73:6

Why does Muhammad have to make his heart and tongue concur with his words?

But Infidel he has to memorise his words! His words? Muhammad’s words?

But, Infidel, I meant Allah’s words! Allah’s words? I thought this was the words of Jibril from the Qur’an, the written words of Allah, written long before the creation of this flat earth and domed sky?

But, Infidel, of course, Muhammad has to memorise Allah’s words from Jibril! Why? Surely Jibril can fetch the appropriate words from Allah’s written Qur’an and whisper them in Muhammad’s ears and, if needed, into his listener’s ears as well?

But, Infidel, Muhammad is the messenger of Allah! Are you sure? It looks like Muhammad is the messenger of Jibril, a demon, who invents words and can’t remember what he said.

Jibril, being a demon, has no power to affect others or whisper in their ears. Jibril is in Muhammad, on his left shoulder, his Satan, like Allah, his other demon, on Muhammad’s right shoulder.

For more, see Muhammad the Three.

The title “Lord of the East and the West” refers to Muhammad having Allah take over the functions of the Sun goddess – Muhammad’s unification of the idols.

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.