Koran 56:10-26

56:10 And the forerunners, the forerunners – 11 Those are the ones brought near [to Allah] 12 In the Gardens of Pleasure, 13 A [large] company of the former peoples 14 And a few of the later peoples, 15 On thrones woven [with ornament], 16 Reclining on them, facing each other.

17 There will circulate among them young boys made eternal. 18 With vessels, pitchers and a cup [of wine] from a flowing spring – 19 No headache will they have therefrom, nor will they be intoxicated – 20 And fruit of what they select 21 And the meat of fowl, from whatever they desire.

22 And [for them are] fair women with large, [beautiful] eyes, 23 The likenesses of pearls well-protected, 24 As reward for what they used to do.

25 They will not hear therein ill speech or commission of sin – 26 Only a saying [of] peace, peace.

Koran 56:10-26

This passage is about the “frontrunners” who number less than a hundred and are all men. A far cry from the 1.5 billion Muslims of today. And worse, notice it’s about the Jews and Christians and their prophets: “A [large] company of the former peoples 14 And a few of the later peoples,…”?

But, Infidel, it must be for most good Muslims, several tens of thousands at least! No, around a few hundred, due to Muhammad’s seating constraints:

13 A [large] company of the former peoples 14 And a few of the later peoples, 15 On thrones woven [with ornament], 16 Reclining on them, facing each other.

Koran 56:13-16

Let’s imagine 360 Muslims sitting in thrones, in a circle, each throne a meter wide with 0.5 meter separation on each side. Obviously, this is roughly a circle of 360 x 2m = 720m in circumference. Divide the circumference by Pi to get the diameter: 720m / 3.14 or about 230 meters across. Thus, these Muslims are facing each other, 230 meters apart. No longer so cosy, right? Obviously, Muhammad didn’t think this through, and this with only 360 Muslims sitting in thrones.

Muhammad has them “Reclining”, which means an even bigger circle, 2m couch with 0.5m separation each side is 3m x 360 = 1080m circumference. 1080m / 3.14 = 343m diameter.

Obviously this is impractical for anything over a few hundred Muslims. Plus of course, it’s sexist and only for men. Nothing about the women and children.

As for their pleasures, you can get all of this already, and you don’t have to die for it. You can get alcoholic wine, grape juice, fruit juice, even carbonated, all from a supermarket. Same with fruit and cooked chicken and other meats. Just look up a supermarket online.

And notice that Muhammad allows “the meat of fowl” – what if you wanted beef, the meat of the cow that Muhammad also worshipped? Or what about bacon, the meat of the pig? Or even something more exotic, like whale meat, oyster or caviar?

You can even get sex dolls online. You can search for them. I’m not going to link them here.

The comparison of the eyes of the women looking like pearls in oysters, wet and glistening, seems to indicate that the women are crying, being forced to be a man’s “entertainment”. This also indicates Muhammad’s familiarity with pearls and oysters. For more, read: “Koran – Two Seas?“. Which is all the more surprising, he doesn’t include oysters for the front runners.

As for good speech, stop being a Muslim and meet with some atheists, Christians and Jews, and you’ll get far better conversation and company than the cursing and grumpiness of Muslims that Muhammad hates here, with his mind control: “They will not hear therein ill speech or commission of sin – 26 Only a saying [of] peace, peace.”

So if you’re a good Muslim, and even if Islam is true, Allah is real, and Muhammad was a true prophet, you won’t be here. You won’t get this. As it is, though, it’s all nonsensical, imaginary and false, as I’ve shown, Muhammad thought Islam would be small and shows that in his poor designs, which are uncorrected by a real god with real omniscience.

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.