Koran 39:73-75

39:73 But those who feared their Lord will be driven to Paradise in groups until, when they reach it while its gates have been opened and its keepers say, “Peace be upon you; you have become pure; so enter it to abide eternally therein,” [they will enter].

74 And they will say, “Praise to Allah, who has fulfilled for us His promise and made us inherit the earth [so] we may settle in Paradise wherever we will. And excellent is the reward of [righteous] workers.”

75 And you will see the angels surrounding the Throne, exalting [Allah] with praise of their Lord.

And it will be judged between them in truth, and it will be said, “[All] praise to Allah, Lord of the worlds.”

Koran 39:73-75

Why is Allah quoting the words of people and angels in the future, when it hasn’t happened? This is obviously a story by Muhammad, which is so poorly told, that the translators have to help Muhammad with: “[they will enter]”, “[so]”, “[righteous]”, “[Allah]” and “[All]”. I expect these corrections of a 7th-century camel trader, slave owner, paedophile and warlord, not from a god with perfect command of the Arabic language. Thus, the translators show the incompetence of Allah and Muhammad, showing Allah is Muhammad and Muhammad is Allah, which means Islam, Koran and Muhammad are false.

Note the strange phrase: “will be driven to Paradise in groups”. Usually, this means that the people will be forced, driven by whips and scourges. Or does Muhammad mean driven by bus?

Let’s remember that there are Muslims in New Zealand. So how will they get to Paradise, by being driven? Will they take a bus, to the Tasman Sea, then, what? Or will they be driven by angels, driven into the sea, by whip-wielding angels, only for the old and young to drown, as they’re infirm or don’t know how to swim?

But, infidel, the smarter Muslims will have rigid inflatable boats! Sure, sure.

But, but, Infidel, boats! Sure, I know that, but Muhammad and Allah don’t know that in this passage.

But, but, but, Infidel, planes, trains and automobiles! Sure, I know that, but Muhammad and Allah don’t know that in this passage.

But, Infidel, Buraq?! Even Muhammad knew Buraq was imaginary and was Aisha, and wouldn’t let her be ridden by the common Muslim.

Such a horrible, horrible scene, and what a wicked and evil reward to be drowned in the Tasman Sea, instead of going to Islamic Paradise!

But, Infidel, that’s just you misinterpreting it! OK, let’s check with the scholars of Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 39:73, who have this particular phrase:

And those who had Taqwa will be led to Paradise in groups till when they reach it, and its gates will be opened

Koran 39:73

Now the angels lead the Muslims to Islamic Paradise, instead of driving them with whips. Again, still have the problems of the Tasman Sea for the Muslims in New Zealand. What happens when old, young and baby Muslims are led into the sea? Obviously, mass drownings.

But, Infidel, it can’t be like that! But that’s what Muhammad is telling you. He’s so incompetent that he thought his cult of Islam would only be local, around him, and all Muslims would be able to walk from their houses to him, then walk to Islamic Paradise, in Mecca. This place:

Not much of a paradise, right?

This shows the incompetence of Muhammad and so Allah, showing both are false. If I were a real god over the Muslims, I’d just have all the Muslims immediately appear in Islamic Paradise, old, young, male, and female with NONE of the boasts of Muhammad, not by driving them there, leading them there or driving them by bus, but by magical teleportation, changing their coordinates and velocity vectors from Earth where-ever they may be, to Islam Paradise, like this:

Easy and trivial for a real god, but Muhammad is so narcissistic he wants to be in everything, showing Islam is all about himself. Just look at the speeches in the passage, they’re all Muhammad.

But, infidel, what if the Muslims are asleep, in a plane, train or automobile? All are handled appropriately by a real god.

But, but, infidel, what about sick Muslims, pregnant Muslims, pregnant Muslims giving birth as the trumpet blows? All are handled appropriately by a real god, who is smarter than Muhammad.

See, your denials of the ability of a real god show you know Allah is Muhammad and Muhammad is Allah and both are profoundly incompetent compared to a real god.

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.