Koran 19:81-84

19:81 And they have taken besides Allah [false] deities that they would be for them [a source of] honor.

82 No! Those “gods” will deny their worship of them and will be against them opponents [on the Day of Judgement].

83 Do you not see that We have sent the devils upon the disbelievers, inciting them to [evil] with [constant] incitement?

84 So be not impatient over them. We only count out to them a [limited] number.

Koran 19:81-84

Muhammad, in his Koran, addresses a sentence, verse, or passage to “Anonymous They”, with “they”, “them”, “he”, “your”, “the people”, and so on, without naming them. For more, read Anonymous They.

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad commits shirk with: “We”, “Us” or “Our”, placing Allah as a companion to himself, showing that Allah is incoherent, imaginary, and fictional, and so Islam is incoherent with monotheism, thus Islam is contradictory and false.

This passage is addressed to Muhammad from Muhammad pretending to be Allah. As such, this means that this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Muhammad, the Koran, Islamic doctrine, and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad lied: “And they have taken besides Allah [false] deities that they would be for them [a source of] honor.” Notice that the translator adds “[false]” before “deities” to help Muhammad with the Islamic doctrine that Allah is one. Here Muhammad is showing that Allah has several other deities, which is a consequence of his nominal father, the Slave of Allah, permitting the polytheism that Muhammad still believes in.

Muhammad believes there are other deities besides Allah: “82 No! Those “gods” will deny their worship of them and will be against them opponents [on the Day of Judgement].” The Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 19:81, has a better or more correct translation which has:

82 Nay, but they will deny their worship of them, and will become their adversaries.

Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 19:81

Muhammad still believes that supernatural beings “inhabit” the idols, and they’re deceiving the Quraysh. Muhammad cannot state that the idols are mere idols, with no power as they really are, because this would then indicate that Allah too, is an idol with no power and that Muhammad is literally a crazy man.

In verse 83, Muhammad asks a rhetorical question of himself, which is obviously stupid. Worse, Muhammad is showing that Allah is evil, sending “devils” to torment the Quraysh people, and then to torment Muhammad with the truth that Muhammad is a lying and deceiving false prophet for a false god, an idol called Allah, for a false religion, Islam, a revision of pagan polytheism which changes from many idols down to one idol.

In the last verse, Muhammad has “only count out” – Muhammad as a merchant counted out money for guards and hirelings. Also in the last verse, the demon torments Muhammad more, with a “[limited] number”. Obviously, this is incoherent nonsense, Muhammad tormenting himself, knowing ultimately the reason is Muhammad lying to himself, and this causes him discomfort, which he has to placate.

Now compare to what happens when the ark of the covenant was captured by the Philistines and placed beside idols:

After the Philistines had captured the ark of God, they took it from Ebenezer to Ashdod. ² Then they carried the ark into Dagon’s temple and set it beside Dagon. ³ When the people of Ashdod rose early the next day, there was Dagon, fallen on his face on the ground before the ark of the Lord! They took Dagon and put him back in his place. ⁴ But the following morning when they rose, there was Dagon, fallen on his face on the ground before the ark of the Lord! His head and hands had been broken off and were lying on the threshold; only his body remained. ⁵ That is why to this day neither the priests of Dagon nor any others who enter Dagon’s temple at Ashdod step on the threshold.

NIV 1 Samuel 5:1-5

Now let’s pretend Muhammad was a real prophet for Allah, then:

And they have taken besides Allah [false] deities! Allah curses them!

And in the morning the door to the Kaaba was thrown open and inside all the idols were on their face, prostrate before the idol of Allah!

Muhammad’s tribe set the idols back in their places and put a guard to stop Muhammad’s Muslims from upsetting their idols.

The next morning, the guard was gone, the door was torn off its hinges and all the heads and hands of the idols were broken off and they were prostrate before Allah!

Praise Allah!

A Better Koran 19:81-84

See? Easy to say and write, isn’t it?

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.