Koran 13:34-35

13:34 For them will be punishment in the life of [this] world, and the punishment of the Hereafter is more severe.

And they will not have from Allah any protector.

35 The example of Paradise, which the righteous have been promised, is [that] beneath it rivers flow.

Its fruit is lasting, and its shade.

That is the consequence for the righteous, and the consequence for the disbelievers is the Fire.

Koran 13:34-35

Muhammad, in his Koran, addresses a sentence, verse, or passage to “Anonymous They”, with “they”, “them”, “he”, “your”, “the people”, and so on, without naming them. For more, read Anonymous They.

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Notice that Muhammad has “rivers flow”. Why the need for multiple rivers when Allah is one, Paradise is one and Fire is one? Notice that Muhammad has “fruit” and shade” as singular like Allah is one. Muhammad’s incoherence on the number of rivers shows that he’s referring to Petra.

But, Infidel, the seas of water, honey, milk and wine split into the rivers! This comes from a hadith:

Hakim bin Mu’awiyah narrated from his father, that the Prophet (s.a.w) said:
“Indeed in Paradise there is a sea of water, and a sea of honey,and a sea of milk, and a sea of wine, then the rivers shall split off afterwards.”

Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2571

A beast drinks directly from the river:

What sane person drinks from a river when water from a tap is available?

Coca-Cola by the glass or bottle:

Fruit smoothies by the glass or bottle:

Obviously, the “rivers” of water, honey wine, milk and wine are better in bottles and glasses rather than spilled over the sands of the desert from a merchant’s captured barrels, stoved in by a thirsty Muslim bandit. And of course, you can’t have what you want in imaginary Paradise.

Also, notice that this sentence is incomplete:

Its fruit is lasting, and its shade.

Excerpt, Koran 13:34-35

Here’s a trivial replacement that is obviously better:

Its fruit is delicious, and its shade cool.

Excerpt, Koran 13:34-35

Like this:

And shade like this:

This can then contrast better with the Fire:

[Fire] Its fruit is zaqqum, sour, and it’s flames, hot!

Fire

This verse is a continuation of the ranting from the previous verse by Muhammad. Again, Muhammad shows he’s a failed messenger by not communicating to the disbelievers, but instead ranting into his recitation, his Koran. Then Muhammad makes the idle promise of Paradise and the threat of Fire, changing back from the changed names earlier. Incoherence in Muhammad’s words and terminology shows that Allah is incoherent, not that Allah speaks here at all. This also shows that Islam is incoherent nonsense because Muhammad’s Koran is incoherent nonsense.

The best replacement for this passage is: “”, the empty sentence.