Koran 12:1-3

12:1 Alif, Lam, Ra.

These are the verses of the clear Book.

2 Indeed, We have sent it down as an Arabic Qur’an that you might understand.

3 We relate to you, [O Muhammad], the best of stories in what We have revealed to you of this Qur’an although you were, before it, among the unaware.

Koran 12:1-3

“Alif, Lam, Ra.” This is a “Muqattaʿat”” or Mysterious Letters.

As the Koran is supposedly the clear and perfect words of perfect Allah as recorded in perfect Allah’s perfect Qur’an, this sentence should not exist in Muhammad’s Koran, as they are not clear and they are not capable of being translated into English words. Thus the best replacement is: “”, the empty sentence.

Muhammad commits shirk with: “We”, “Us” or “Our”, placing Allah as a companion to himself, showing that Allah is incoherent, imaginary, and fictional, and so Islam is incoherent with monotheism, thus Islam is contradictory and false.

Note the interesting change in Islamic doctrine, here: “Indeed, We have sent it down as an Arabic Qur’an that you might understand.” This clearly implies that Allah can send down the “clear Book” as an English (or in all human languages) Qur’an, for everyone to read, perhaps delivered personally by the three angels on our shoulder and head, instead of them being bored and doing nothing:

Three angels announce the arrival of the “clear Book” in English and all human languages.

But of course, that never happens because we need 1/5 of the loot to support Muhammad. Muhammad who’s been dead 1400 years. In a religion of peace that makes war. Truly a more contradictory cult doesn’t exist.

Verse (Ayah) 3 was revealed for this reason, exposed in Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 12:1-3:

On the reason behind revealing Ayah (12:3),…

They said, “O, Allah’s Messenger! Why not narrate to us stories”

Later on, this Ayah [12:3] was revealed,…

Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 12:1-3
Why not narrate to us stories?
Later on, this Ayah [12:3] was revealed,…
Muslim sleeping peacefully as Muhammad recites stories.

Muhammad repeats himself again, repeating Mysterious Letters, idly changing Islamic doctrine to make himself redundant, and telling bedtime stories to Muslim bandits after they request them.

Interestingly, in Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 12:1-3, Muhammad asserts that the Quraysh are the only tribe or people for Muhammad – not all people.

Muhammad: Indeed you are my share of the nations, and I am your share of the Prophets.

Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 12:1-3

So Muhammad confirms that Muslims only come from the Quraysh, which means today’s Muslims are all false Muslims as they do not come from the Quraysh. Thus Islam ended in 2020.

Obviously, this is just silly and best replaced with: “”, the empty sentence.

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