Koran 9:105

And say, “Do [as you will], for Allah will see your deeds, and [so, will] His Messenger and the believers. And you will be returned to the Knower of the unseen and the witnessed, and He will inform you of what you used to do.”

Koran 9:105

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Who is Muhammad saying this to?

Let’s imagine you are a very good Muslim and do a very good deed for Allah, Islam and Muhammad. According to this verse, Allah, Muhammad and all the Muslims will see your deeds. Then after this, you’ll be executed (by someone) and “returned to the Knower of the unseen and the witnessed” (which seems very evil to me, but who cares what the scribe thinks, right?). So the question is, have you as a good Muslim ever seen Muslims doing good deeds outside your immediate locale? And these good deeds were brought to you by Allah TV Live? And where were the Muslims involved immediately executed by a mysterious being that Muhammad and Allah can’t bear to name?

Perhaps you have seen Muslims doing good deeds on Al Jazeera Live? Did you notice if they were “returned to the Knower of the unseen and the witnessed”? I haven’t noticed this. Nor have others. Obviously, Muhammad was mistaken and Allah is nonsensical, and thus Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Or maybe it’s just that Muslims over the past 1400 years have done no good deeds at all? Nah, that’s just Islamophobic, right? So obviously Islam is false. Right?

According to Tafsir Ibn Kafir, 9:105, this is about the evil deeds done by some evil Muslims. The questions above still remain, who televises these evil deeds for all to see? Perhaps you can do an evil deed in Islam, and see the results? Perhaps,… pat a dog and treat it well? If you’re frightened to go to Islamic Paradise Fire, then trick a friend into doing that, and see if they’re immediately executed by something so horrific that frightened Muhammad and Allah so much that they were unable to even name this horror, and see if the neighbours notice this. So to sum up, pat a dog (an evil act under Islam), go to Islamic Fire. Seems sensible right?

Obviously, this verse is best replaced with: “”, the empty sentence.