8:47 And do not be like those who came forth from their homes insolently and to be seen by people and avert [them] from the way of Allah.
And Allah is encompassing of what they do.
48 And [remember] when Satan made their deeds pleasing to them and said, “No one can overcome you today from among the people, and indeed, I am your protector.”
But when the two armies sighted each other, he turned on his heels and said, “Indeed, I am disassociated from you. Indeed, I see what you do not see; indeed I fear Allah. And Allah is severe in penalty.”
49 [Remember] when the hypocrites and those in whose hearts was disease said, “Their religion has deluded those [Muslims].”
But whoever relies upon Allah – then indeed, Allah is Exalted in Might and Wise.
Koran 8:47-49
Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.
So why is Muhammad quoting the “hypocrites” and Satan in a book that is supposedly the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah? This shows that Muhammad’s recitation, Muhammad’s Koran, is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah, which means Allah, Islamic doctrine and Islam are incoherent and false.
And look at how Satan scampers away from the disbelievers with: “he turned on his heels”! Yet, Muslims are afflicted with Satan dancing in their nostrils. So who is with Satan? The disbelievers who Satan fled from? Or the Muslims who have Satan dancing in their nostrils? Obviously, Satan is with the Muslims.
Meanwhile in the modern world if you’re afflicted with Satan dancing in your nostrils, would you like a tissue to blow your nose with?
For more about blowing your nose when sick, see: WebMD, What’s the best way to blow your nose when you are sick?
But, Infidel, Satan doesn’t dance in our Muslim noses! Then he must have been tired as he rests in Muslim noses:
[Muhammad] …Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night.
Sahih al-Bukhari 3295
So as Muhammad shows, Satan is with the Muslims. Or they need to use a tissue or a box.
This is boasting and creative storytelling by Muhammad from the divine viewpoint, while not realising this means that Muhammad’s story shows that Muhammad’s recitation, Muhammad’s Koran, then is the product of Muhammad and his experiences, thus locking it to his time and place, his context. Thus the concept of a perfect Qur’an containing the perfect words of perfect Allah becomes incoherent and nonsensical showing Allah, Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false. The best replacement for this passage, after cleaning it with a tissue and blowing gently, is: “”, the empty sentence.
Koran Contradiction 