Koran 5:4

They ask you, [O Muhammad], what has been made lawful for them.

Say, “Lawful for you are [all] good foods and [game caught by] what you have trained of hunting animals which you train as Allah has taught you. So eat of what they catch for you, and mention the name of Allah upon it, and fear Allah.”

Indeed, Allah is swift in account.

Koran 5:4

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad reacts, instead of acting: “They ask you, [O Muhammad], what has been made lawful for them.” This shows that these are the words of Muhammad, and are not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus Allah is false, imaginary and fictional, and Islam is nonsense.

Muhammad commands himself to: “Say”, which is stupid, as he’s reacting to his men, not speaking about the problem before his men asked about it. This shows that these are the words of Muhammad, and are not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus Allah is false, imaginary and fictional, and Islam is nonsense.

Muhammad lied: “which you train as Allah has taught you.” Except that Allah didn’t teach Muhammad’s Muslim bandits about falconry and dog hunting at all. These men were taught by their fathers and others, experts in these skills, not by Allah. Can you imagine, that Muslim bandits are taught by Allah every day in falconry and dog hunting? How do people, Jews, Christians, pagans, etc, learn to hunt? Why is Allah teaching these skills to non-Muslims? Obviously, Muhammad was a fool and this shows that these are the words of Muhammad, and are not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus Allah is false, imaginary and fictional, and Islam is nonsense.

Muhammad gets the order reversed: “So eat of what they catch for you, and mention the name of Allah upon it”. Once Muhammad’s Muslim bandits have eaten the catch, what’s left to “mention the name of Allah upon it”? Obviously, Muhammad should have said something like this:

Thank Allah and your beast for what they catch for you, then cook and eat your beast’s catch and be blessed by I, Allah.

Pretend Allah

Muhammad thought that hunting skills come from Allah. Muhammad forgets about fishing skills. This is ignorant nonsense from an idiot false prophet and liar who talked too much and who likely was left behind by competent hunters. So you can see that the best replacement for this verse is: “”, the empty sentence.