Koran 2:255

Allah – there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence.

Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.

To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth.

Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission?

He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.

His Kursi extends over the heavens and the earth, and their preservation tires Him not.

And He is the Most High, the Most Great.

Koran 2:255

Muhammad spoke about Allah in the third person. This means this passage is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah. Thus, Allah is false, imaginary, and fictional, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

Muhammad lied: “[to Allah] belongs”, “Allah created”, “Allah knows”, “dominion”, “Lord over” or “Lord of” “the heavens and the earth”. Obviously, Allah doesn’t create, own, know, have, or have dominion over the heavens and the earth, because our Earth is IN the universe and is always a part of the universe, not separate from the “heavens”. These phrases show that Muhammad was describing what was above, “heavens” and what was below, “earth”, which is a Flat Earth worldview. Thus, Allah is imaginary, fictional, and false, which means Islamic doctrine and Islam are nonsensical and false.

In Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 2:255, two stories seem to indicate that this verse was uttered by Satan and copied by Muhammad into Muhammad’s Koran. That seems extremely stupid and entirely too revealing of Muhammad’s evil, so I’ll ignore these faults. There’s also a hadith:

Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah’s Messenger ordered me to guard the Zakat revenue of Ramadan. Then somebody came to me and started stealing from the foodstuff. I caught him and said, “I will take you to Allah’s Messenger!”

Then Abu Huraira described the whole narration and said: That person said (to me), “Please don’t take me to Allah’s Messenger and I will tell you a few words by which Allah will benefit you. When you go to your bed, recite Ayat-al-Kursi, (2:255) for then there will be a guard from Allah who will protect you all night long, and Satan will not be able to come near you till dawn.”

When the Prophet heard the story he said to me, “He (who came to you at night) told you the truth although he is a liar; and it was Satan.”

Sahih al-Bukhari 5010

So, Koran 2:255 comes from Satan, according to Muhammad.

In Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 2:255, Muhammad claims this verse is actually a person with:

This Ayah [verse] has a tongue and two lips with which she praises the King (Allah) next to the leg of the Throne.

Tafsir Ibn Kathir, 2:255

Why is Allah referring to himself in the third person? Obviously, this mistake means that the verse is not the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah.

What is “the Sustainer of [all] existence”? If Allah is really the sustainer of existence, then Allah sustains Satan, Dajjal, all the many false gods, false supernatural creatures, lies and deceit, evil deeds, the many false religious texts and false religions like the pagan polytheism of the tribe that cast Muhammad out. Obviously, this is incoherent. These evil creatures and things show that Allah can’t be the sustainer of all existence.

This is a lie: “To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth.” First, everything is in the Universe, not the Flat Earth and the Sky Dome “heavens”. Next, people own things on Earth. Thus, Allah can’t be the owner of these things. Worse, people, often Muslims, including Muhammad, own slaves. Obviously, these slaves can’t be owned by Allah either, as they’re owned by their slave owners. So, money, created by humans and not by Allah, which can be exchanged for property and services, means that Allah doesn’t own anything at all.

This is a lie: “Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission?” The night journey of Muhammad shows the opposite, by bargaining with Allah from 100 prayers to 5 prayers per day for Muslims. There was no permission granted by Allah for this bargaining. Plus of course, abrogation is interceding with the perfect words of the perfect Qur’an from perfect Allah with no permission from Allah at all.

This is a lie: “He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them”. Muhammad Allah doesn’t know that the Earth is round and doesn’t know that the Earth is in the “Heavens” or universe. This means that this is a lie: “they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.”

This is a lie: “His Kursi extends over the heavens and the earth”. The “heavens” and “earth”, are the round Earth in the universe. There’s no “Kursi” or throne above the heavens, as we’re all in this universe together and there’s no “up” or “above” for a throne. So, this is a lie: “their preservation tires Him not”, because there’s no throne, there’s no Heavens, and there’s no flat Earth.

This is a lie: “He is the Most High, the Most Great.” There’s no “High” in the universe, as there is no “High” in the universe. The “Most Great” means there must be others who are less great, which is incoherent with a monotheistic god. These others include Satan, who trivially defeats Allah, Iblis, the Jinn made from Fire, who is smarter than Allah, the angels, who Allah thinks are his peers, the Sky and Earth gods, who are minor gods with minor speaking parts, the Mountains, another minor god with tiny speaking part, Al Lat, Al Uzza and Manat, the intercessors (cranes) from the Satanic verses, who were already worshipped by the tribe that cast out Muhammad. For more, see Quraysh Polytheism?

These lies show Allah is either drowsy or sleeping on the job, thus making “Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.” yet another lie, or simpler, Allah is imaginary.

Do you want to find Allah? Have a look at the pretty Koran above, created by Muhammad and friends. Allah is found in Muhammad’s Koran, the fictional and imaginary god created by Muhammad. Muhammad’s servant. Muhammad’s puppet used to frighten ignorant Muslims and stop them from questioning the nonsense, lies, laziness and ignorance of Muhammad. These lies are telling and show that the best replacement for this verse is: “”, the empty sentence.